Patrick Quotes

SpongeBob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus."
 * Patrick.gifck: "What's 'claustrophobic' mean?"

Squidward: "It does not."

Patrick: "Ho, ho, ho! [Giggle]"

SpongeBob: "Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!" Patrick: "Oh, you mean like a weenie? OK!" [In a weird, almost valley girl-sounding voice]: "'May I take your hat, sir?' 'May I take your hat, sir?' 'May I--'" Mindy: "No, Patrick."
 * Squidward: "Can you take hats in a sophisticated manner?"
 * "Whoever's in charge of the white sedan, you left your lights on."
 * "I can't understand anything."
 * "You broke my heart - now I'm gonna break something of YOURS!"
 * Patrick: "Did you see my underwear?"

Patrick: "Would you like to?"