• Patrick

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    Patrick: "What's 'claustrophobic' mean?"

SpongeBob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus."

Squidward: "It does not."

Patrick: "Ho, ho, ho! [Giggle]"

SpongeBob: "Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!"

  • Squidward: "Can you take hats in a sophisticated manner?"

Patrick: "Oh, you mean like a weenie? OK!" [In a weird, almost valley girl-sounding voice]: "'May I take your hat, sir?' 'May I take your hat, sir?' 'May I--'"

  • "Whoever's in charge of the white sedan, you left your lights on."
  • "I can't understand anything."
  • "You broke my heart - now I'm gonna break something of YOURS!"
  • Patrick: "Did you see my underwear?"

Mindy: "No, Patrick."

Patrick: "Would you like to?"